Dan was happy. The fight was now in his favor... if this was even a fight anymore. Speedwagon seemed to horrified to continue. His bones shook in fear. Robert gulped nervously. Dan dashed forward and stopped as soon as he reached Speedwagon. 
 
Poor Robert didn't know what hit him. 
 
Dan kneeled down and jabbed Speedwagon in the stomach three times before smashing a fist into his chin! To finish this, he yelled, "Booyah!" as he smashed his fist into Speedwagon's chest! The poor owner of the Speedwagon Foundation was sent soaring. 
 
As Speedwagon stood once more, he noticed something about the Saikyo Fighter. He wasn't moving. He was merely standing as he began glowing with power. "PREPARE TO DIE!" 
 
Speedwagon began nervously biting his fingernails. Oh no! Why?! Why me?! He thought. I need to man up! 
 
Dan had finally charged his ultimate technique. 
 
"Ga...do-" 
 
Speedwagon interrupted his attack and smashed his fist into Dan's face! "Ouch!" Dan yelped. He clutched his nose and then realized that it was bleeding. "You... you cheater! You don't attack someone while there doing an awesome atta-" 
 
Once again, Robert didn't care. He smashed his fist into Dan's cheek. Hibiki stumbled back. He spat out some teeth before turning his head back to Speedwagon. "Okay... clearly, you don't know patience... therefore..." He pumped his fist up. "I'll beat it into you!" 
 
Dan yelled this. 
 
Only for Speedwagon to smash another fist into his face. The poor Street Fighter fell to the ground. He stood up. "THATS IT! NO MORE MR. NICE DAN! I WILL NO LONGER BE HIT BY YOUR ATTACKS!" 
 
He pulled his fists back as they began to gather ki. "Ga..." 
 
He thrusted his hand forward and then- 
 
"DOKEN!" 
 
A small energy blast flew forward. It dissipated. Not even a whole two seconds went by before it vanished. 
 
Even Speedwagon laughed at it. "Stop laughing! STOP LAUGHING!" Dan jumped upward and came down with a divekick- 
 
Only for Speedwagon to duck and Dan go flying, completely missing him. He stubbed his toe and clutched it. "OW! IT HURTS! I NEED SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION!" 
 
Speedwagon reached onto his back and... then pulled out a large, heavy sledgehammer. He dashed forward and yelled, "Hiya!" 
 
He slammed it into Dan's nose, sending the poor man flying! Upon landing, Dan slowly stood up and shook his head. "You... you might be good-" 
 
"Time to cut you down!" Speedwagon said. He touched his hat... and then, it fell apart, revealing that it was now bladed and ready to hurt. "Goodbye, Daaaaan!" Speedwagon yelled as he tossed his hat forward. Dan put up his arms- 
 
It didn't matter. They dug into his arm, ripping it apart. Blood flew everywhere. He fell on his back, gasping for air. Speedwagon walked forward and pulled his hat out of Dan Hibiki's arm. He put it on before smirking and walking away, confident of his victory.

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Soul: Oh, uh, that was a little short. 
 
Myth: Yeah... it was. So why did Speedwagon win? Wel̵̸͇̰͓̱̯̦̮̝̠̙̦ļ҉̵̸̠̮̝̫̪̮̺̜͈̟͙̕,͇̞̥̮̰̕͠͝ ̴̨̡͈̺̰̙̰̱͎̦̪͔̰̭̫͓͉̀͘ͅs̕҉͏̖̺̳̬̙͙̼͉͡ì̵̛̦͔̯̖̦̜̱̩̪̦̻͞ͅm̴̛̤͖͇͍̖͓͇̗̳̯͈͟͜p̷̧̡̼̺̻̥̥̣̲̺̪͉̜͔͔̫͎͢l̀͟҉҉̗̪̯͈̻̫̜̱̖̞͇e͏̴̡̣̹͎͍̹̻̫̱̱̱͈̖͘͢ͅͅ.̷̵̷̪̩̖̬̬͚̩͓͢ ̸̢̢̨͚̦̝̘͈̮͘S̲̙̤͍̣͍͖͚̣̱̕p̮̞̦͔̘̬̦̦̠̮͔͕̬͓̬͕͘͘͢e̶̛͕͉̗̟̥͉̲̞͙̩͚͉͉͍̗̙̯̕ͅͅe̼͕̪̮̖̻̦̞͙͢͡͠ͅd̶̨̲̤̟̘ẃ̸̶̡͖̺̣̯̯͉̼̻̠͉̳͙͚̱̕ą̝͙̩͎̗͡g͏̷̱͎̜͕ờ̳̜̜̻̝̘̺̻̝̰͉̪͠n̷̢̡͓̖̟̤̟̰̠̜̼͍͚̱͈ͅ ̴̷̢̛͕͇͍̗̻͔̟̣͇̼̠͚̣͝w͘͞͏͇̤̮̯̮̟͓͖͈͈͈͢ͅá̧͖͕̫͔̩̼̻͔͎̘̹̫͍́͡͡s͏̵̨̜͕̳͓̞̠͕͖̲̼̻̱̜ ̶̩̹̣̮̭̮̣̰̠̖̰͘͢t͏̡̘̗͇̦͎̰̻͇͎̳͈̠͓̳̮̪͙̘̞͠o̵̡̨̱͚̱͍̻̻͉̰͚̗͔̦̯ò̵̡̩̠̮͓̞̞̳̫̺̰͙̙̪̣́ͅ ̶̡̻͈̟̝͍͈̮͖̲͜͞ͅṕ̧̫̦̫͔̥̭̱̗̠͢͡o̡҉̨̧͉̳͎̹̠͞w̸̥̼̞͎̫̯̯ḙ̵̵͉̰̙̼̯͙͚̘͉̹̯̫̲̤͓̻ŕ̝̺͎̥̯̟̗̣̫͙͔͇̱͓̘̺̟̕f̨͢͠͞҉̳͉̙͚͎u̸͍͈̖͕̭̭̜̪ͅĺ̴̢̖̺̥̥̤́ ̨͇̱͚̟͕̪͕̲̙͉̝̱̮̹͚̭͚́͞f̷̰̜͈̣̘͜o̴̷̦͔̼̥̝͘͟͢r̷̸͓̭͓̗͔̜̗̫̣͉̝̠͔ ̸͇̪̱͇̝̜̥͖͜͠D̵̵̵̟̝͍̺̠͍͍̥̮̖̩̦͠ͅͅa͏̤̜͙̮͜n̨̡̛͈̞̪͓̼͎͚̬ ̢͉̘̮̻̼̻̜̰͚t͘͞҉̟͕̲̙̖̙͙͖͚͡o҉̢̮̹͓̗ ̛̜̬̣̱̤̜̬̩͜͠ẖ̵̮̥̰͚͙̥͉̯̱͓́͘ą̢̱̯͎͍̲̗̳͔̩́́n͉̤̞͇̖̮̞̣̠̖̙̤̗̩͢͜ͅͅd̵̵̰̥͕̘̩͜͟-̕҉̴̧̼̱̗͚͚

Speedwagon looked in shock and horror as he saw the man who killed Sagat. He had his back turned with a '父'-symbol on it. He soon realized who it was. 
 
It was Dan Hibiki. He was pissed. The Satsui No Hado had consumed him. 
 
What did he feel? 
 
Hatred. 
 
BLOODLUST. 
 
VENGEANCE. 
 
RAGE.

He turned to Speedwagon... and then yelled the following words. 
 
"For. MY. FAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!" 

Speedwagon's response? 
 
"Even Speedwagon is afraid!"

Soul: ...that... that... that was fucking awesome. 
 
Myth: ...well, holy shit. That was both hype and unexpected. 
 
Soul: Verdict please. 
 
Myth: With pleasure. While Dan Hibiki trumped Speedwagon in experience, martial arts and bravery, Speedwagon's overall superior physical stats and intelligence won the day. 
 
Soul: By comparison, while Dan can tank deadly blows, keep in mind, his opponents aren't ever trying to kill him. Meanwhile, Speedwagon has fought zombies who were more than willing to kill him. Not only did he survive but he managed to kill a few of em! 
 
Myth: Not to mention, the difference in durability is pretty clear cut. Yes, Dan tanked blows from Rufus and Zangief but as we said earlier, they aren't trying to kill him. Speedwagon on the other hand? He tanked a large part of a hall blowing up... with barely any damage. 
 
Soul: But what about speed? Didn't Dan dominate in that category? 
 
Myth: Actually... no. Yes, Dan's more agile but Speedwagon is still quicker. Hes kept up with vampires who bullet timed. 
 
Soul: So physically, Speedwagon won it out. But... how does Speedwagon counter Dan's bravery? Hes way more brave than Robert. 
 
Myth: One might think that but Speedwagon has still fought before. Hes manned up. Regardless, Dan was more brave but was this truly an advantage? Keep in mind, Dan still gets himself into total trouble whenever he does this. Where Speedwagon was less courageous, he made up for it by not being a complete moron. 
 
Soul: So basically, Dan's own advantages were held back by his idiocy... but... what about the Satsui No Hado? 
 
Myth: Well yes, that would definitely take down Speedwagon, the chances of it hitting were very low. Dan has very little experience with the move. Hell, the only time he used it, he was stopped by a schoolgirl's backpack. That and Speedwagon is easily fast enough to dodge it. 
 
Soul: How does Speedwagon counter his martial arts? 
 
Myth: A fucking sledgehammer, thats how.
 
Soul: In the end, Dan wasn't Danly enough to win. 
 
Myth: The winner is Speedwagon. 
 


--- --- --- 
 
DAN HIBIKI - LOSER
+Better fist fighter 
+More agile 
+More experience 
+Satsui No Hado is very deadly 
-Physically inferior 
-Worse intelligence 
 
SPEEDWAGON - WINNER
+Easily smarter 
+Great reflexes 
+Stronger and more durable 
+A sledgehammer can counter martial arts 
+His Buzzsaw Hat is a far better projectile than anything Dan has 
+Could dodge the Raging Demon

Epilogue

Dan appeared in a new world. He looked beneath him. Puffy, white clouds were beneath his feet. 
 
Not only that but his own appearance had changed. He now had two white wings and a glowing, yellow halo over him. 

This... was Heaven. Dan looked over and saw a man with grey hair, a mustache and an orange gi. 
 
It was Go Hibiki. 
 
The two looked at each other... 
 
Before Dan broke into tears and ran forward. He hugged his father for the first time in years. Go patted his son on his shoulders. 
 
Re-united at last...