The Anti-Monitor began waving his arms around, creating a vortex of deadly energy. Suddenly, space ripped open... and it began sucking in Kirby! AM didn't even look as Kirby got sucked into the hole. Put simply, it was hopeless for Kirby. Anti-Monitor turned to leave. "Well... that was underwhe-" 
 
"HIYA!" 
 
Suddenly, the multiversal destroyer fell to his knees... and looked down to view a hole in his chest. Kirby had just kicked through him and now the puffball was wearing a red head-band. Fighter Kirby had come out to play. The pink puffball jumped up, spin-kicking the God in the face. 
 
"AGH! YOU ANNOYING-" 
 
BAM! 
 
"AGH! MY FACE!" 
 
The multiversal destroyer clutched his face in pain. "THATS IT." Anti-Monitor yelled. He began rapid-firing blasts of Anti-Matter energy. Kirby began dodging them, casually hopping over them. 
 
"YOU." 
 
Kirby dodged again. 
 
"LITTLE." 
 
And again. 
 
"ANNOYANCE." 
 
And again! 
 
"RAAAAAAAGH!" 
 
Through pure rage, the brother of the Monitor fired another reality-busting blast... and FINALLY hit the Star Warrior. "Yaaaaaaaah!" Kirby yelled, soaring through the skies above. The poor hero of Dream Land lost his power-up... but not his hope! Suddenly, a backwards, red cap spawned on his head. "STYLE WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM YOUR UNAVOIDABLE DEMISE, CHILD." 
 
...except it would. Kirby suddenly had a new power at his disposal. He morphed into a wheel of all things. He charged at the Anti-Monitor."BAD IDEA." Anti-Monitor yelled, lifting his foot and slamming it down... and missing. "AGH!" 
 
To say that the brother of the Monitor was annoyed... would be an understatement. He was massively pissed. Kirby's wheel form hopped up and nailed him in the chest! "AGH!" The multiversal destroyer yelled. The wheel dropped away and ran off. 
 
"DIE!" 
 
The Anti-Monitor fired another destructive blast. It missed. Again. 
 
"WHY." 
 
Another miss. 
 
"WONT." 
 
Another miss. 
 
"YOU." 
 
ANOTHER miss. 
 
"DIE?!" 
 
This time, the brother of the Monitor conjured up a blast that was larger than even himself. It was over two times bigger than him, in fact. He shot the blast... and the ground below exploded. 
 
As the planet- no, the universe popped... everything came back. The blast settled down. It was all calm. Anti-Monitor, however, was just fine. He lifted his arms... 
 
And yelled. 
 
"I. LIVE." 
 
 
... 
 
... 
 
... 
 
"Hi!" 
 
The Anti-Monitor turned around. What did he see? 
 
Kirby. Smiling. And most importantly... alive. Somehow.

"NO!" The God of Anti-Matter yelled, "I SHALL NOT FALL! NOT HERE! NOT NOW! I WILL ERASE ALL OF EXISTENCE AND YOU SHALL WATCH IN FEAR." 
 
Raising his arms into the sky, the Anti-Monitor began forming a sphere of pure anti-matter. Its power was insane. It was the strongest attack Anti-Monitor had ever conjured up. 
 
"FAREWELL." 
 
With a motion of his arms, the God tossed the ball of anti-matter at Kirby. The pink puffball thought quick... and reached into the deepest contents of his stomach. Suddenly, Kirby's body began glowing like a rainbow. Hypernova Kirby had come out to play. His mouth opened... and the ball of Anti-Matter fell into his mouth. It was a tough swallow but Kirby managed to eat it. His body began glowing... 
 
"FOOL. YOU JUST SEALED YOUR OWN FA-" 

 
The mouth of the Star Warrior opened... and nothing but powerful energy flew out of it. It hit Anti-Monitor. He felt his own attack slowly begin ripping him apart. His legs were atomized, his arms were reduced to rubble and bits of his skin fell off... 
 
By the time it ended, all that remained of him was his head which hit the ground with a thud. The God of Anti-Matter sat there... and then looked at Kirby. 
 
For the first time in his life... Anti-Monitor felt something he thought he would never feel. 
 
Fear. 
 
He knew what was happening. This was a creature that loved food and one should not fuck with his food. And the Anti-Monitor made that mistake. And it costed him. Greatly. 
 
With those last, horrifying thoughts going through his mind, Anti-Monitor could only wait- 
 
"WAIT." Anti-Monitor began, "WE CAN PUT THIS BEHIND US. I WONT DO IT AGAIN. I'LL BAKE YOU THE GREATEST CAKE EVER." 
 
At first, Kirby paused and thought it through... 
 
The next second? Kirby realized something. 
 
He didn't give a fuck. The mouth of the pink puffball opened up... and its suction was powerful. 
 
"NONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO-" 
 
And with that... Anti-Monitor was silenced by the fact that he was eaten alive by Kirby. It was over... 
 
 
Suddenly, two other Kirbys spawned next to the real one and did a cute dance! 
 
The multiverse would rest easy on this day. For a warrior of manly pink had saved it. With the absorbed powers of Anti-Monitor, any galactic threat would shudder in fear at the very sight of the pink menace. 
 
Suddenly, the green-clad, godlike figure known as the Spectre had appeared before Kirby. 
 
He kneeled before him.
 
"...are you the true God?"