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ONE MINUTE MELEE!
TWO FIGHTERS!
NO RESEARCH!
MELEE!
GO!
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Detroit, nighttime
Inside of a dark house stood a man with black hair, black jacket, black shirt and a ton of guns. His name was Not Important... but what was important was what he was gonna do. He just fucking hated the world-
A siren. A police siren. He rolled his eye.
"Now what the fuck is it..."
He turned around opened the door-
And found guns pointed at him. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND DON'T MOVE!!!"
Not Important slowly raised his hand...
Only to slam the door shut and run inside! He grabbed his guns and his knife as quickly as possible and jumped out the back window! Now, his genocide crusade would begin. He snuck around the side of the house and past the police cars...
But it appeared one of those cars was late to the party. That car pulled up right next to Not Important...
The door opened.
Not Important was surprised. What came out wasn't just an ordinary police officer. Instead, it was a man made out of metal. He had a dome surrounding his head and what appeared to be a visor. Suddenly, a compartment opened up in his leg and he pulled out his trusty Auto-9 Pistol and pointed it at Not.
The genocide crusader rolled his eyes. RoboCop spoke.
"Your move, creep."
Not Important had one mission: Complete his genocide crusade. He wouldn't give up. Not here, not ever. He pointed his gun at Murphy...
"Die you piece of shit."
BANG!
The bullet flew forward-
And bounced off of RoboCop's chest.
Silence.
The RoboCop looked up. Mentally, he laughed at the pathetic shot but this guy - regardless of his looks - could still be a threat. The police officers got in there cars and left, knowing that this was about to get ugly.
The two pointed there guns at each other...
And then one of them pulled the trigger.
GUNS BLAZING!
Not Important was surprised. What came out wasn't just an ordinary police officer. Instead, it was a man made out of metal. He had a dome surrounding his head and what appeared to be a visor. Suddenly, a compartment opened up in his leg and he pulled out his trusty Auto-9 Pistol and pointed it at Not.
The genocide crusader rolled his eyes. RoboCop spoke.
"Your move, creep."
Not Important had one mission: Complete his genocide crusade. He wouldn't give up. Not here, not ever. He pointed his gun at Murphy...
"Die you piece of shit."
BANG!
The bullet flew forward-
And bounced off of RoboCop's chest.
Silence.
The RoboCop looked up. Mentally, he laughed at the pathetic shot but this guy - regardless of his looks - could still be a threat. The police officers got in there cars and left, knowing that this was about to get ugly.
The two pointed there guns at each other...
And then one of them pulled the trigger.
GUNS BLAZING!
FIGHT!
RoboCop's bullet flew forward but the genocide crusader swiftly sidestepped it and then charged forward! He slammed into Murphy and began pushing him! The robotic officer... sighed at how pathetic this was.
BAM!
With a simple kick to the chest, Not Important flew onto his back. RoboCop walked over to him-
Only to receive a few kicks to the chest!
...which barely budged RoboCop. At all. It tickled.
Not Important began yelling at the officer in rage. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you-"
BAM!
RoboCop simply stepped on Not's face, breaking it.
He slumped down towards Not Important, lifted him over his shoulder and threw him into a bush! Not Important got up and pointed his gun at RoboCop, rapid-firing it-
All of the bullets did literally nothing.
Rage. All that filled the genocide crusader was rage. He clenched a fist, ran forward and-
Broke his fist upon punching RoboCop.
"Well..." Not said, clutching his now broken hand, "You'll get the honor of being the first to die in my genocide crusade..."
RoboCop stared at him for a few seconds.
Dead silence.
Then Murphy just facepalmed.
He was... impressed by this man. Sure, he was psycho and he thought he could win this battle but he had to give him credit for determination.
Once again, Not Important charged forward, fists clenched. He began pounding at Murphy's chest with his bare hands. RoboCop, however, didn't seem to notice. Then he looked down.
"Wait, you were hitting me?" Murphy said.
"THATS IT, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT." Not Important said, headbutting Murphy... and ended up breaking his own skull. He stumbled back a bit and then reached into his pocket and pulled out a knife! He roared forward and slashed at Murphy-
The knife broke. He grumbled in fury-
And then got punched directly in the jaw. His clutched his now broken jaw... and then realized he had one more trick up his sleeve. He pulled out a grenade.
He threw it at RoboCop. The grenade landed right at Murphy's feet.
"Goodbye, asshole. Now, I can finally resume my genocide crusade..." Not Important said.
RoboCop looked at the grenade for a second. He realized something and picked it up. Oh, now he knew what was wrong with it.
Not Important continued his rambling, not even noticing RoboCop. "This world just sucks-"
Suddenly, a grenade landed in his mouth. He looked at RoboCop who spoke.
"You forgot to pull the pin."
Not Important... replied.
"I fucking despise you-"
BOOM!
The grenade blew up, sending chunky bits flying around. All that remained? The genocide crusader's legs which awkwardly wobbled before falling to the ground.
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K.O.!
BAM!
With a simple kick to the chest, Not Important flew onto his back. RoboCop walked over to him-
Only to receive a few kicks to the chest!
...which barely budged RoboCop. At all. It tickled.
Not Important began yelling at the officer in rage. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you-"
BAM!
RoboCop simply stepped on Not's face, breaking it.
He slumped down towards Not Important, lifted him over his shoulder and threw him into a bush! Not Important got up and pointed his gun at RoboCop, rapid-firing it-
All of the bullets did literally nothing.
Rage. All that filled the genocide crusader was rage. He clenched a fist, ran forward and-
Broke his fist upon punching RoboCop.
"Well..." Not said, clutching his now broken hand, "You'll get the honor of being the first to die in my genocide crusade..."
RoboCop stared at him for a few seconds.
Dead silence.
Then Murphy just facepalmed.
He was... impressed by this man. Sure, he was psycho and he thought he could win this battle but he had to give him credit for determination.
Once again, Not Important charged forward, fists clenched. He began pounding at Murphy's chest with his bare hands. RoboCop, however, didn't seem to notice. Then he looked down.
"Wait, you were hitting me?" Murphy said.
"THATS IT, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT." Not Important said, headbutting Murphy... and ended up breaking his own skull. He stumbled back a bit and then reached into his pocket and pulled out a knife! He roared forward and slashed at Murphy-
The knife broke. He grumbled in fury-
And then got punched directly in the jaw. His clutched his now broken jaw... and then realized he had one more trick up his sleeve. He pulled out a grenade.
He threw it at RoboCop. The grenade landed right at Murphy's feet.
"Goodbye, asshole. Now, I can finally resume my genocide crusade..." Not Important said.
RoboCop looked at the grenade for a second. He realized something and picked it up. Oh, now he knew what was wrong with it.
Not Important continued his rambling, not even noticing RoboCop. "This world just sucks-"
Suddenly, a grenade landed in his mouth. He looked at RoboCop who spoke.
"You forgot to pull the pin."
Not Important... replied.
"I fucking despise you-"
BOOM!
The grenade blew up, sending chunky bits flying around. All that remained? The genocide crusader's legs which awkwardly wobbled before falling to the ground.
--
K.O.!
THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS...
ROBOCOP
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Will justice be brought to the genocide crusader? Or will Not Important finish off RoboCop?
I just made this in like, a half an hour out of pure boredom.
Will justice be brought to the genocide crusader? Or will Not Important finish off RoboCop?
I just made this in like, a half an hour out of pure boredom.
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